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New Anxiety Humorpin Neck Gaiters

Browse our collection of 34 New Anxiety Humorpins Neck Gaiters and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Medicated And Happy Neck Gaiter

Medicated And Happy Neck Gaiter

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

Bipolar Is Not Just Drama Neck Gaiter

Bipolar Is Not Just Drama Neck Gaiter

Speak up for your mental health: bipolar disorder is a real and painful condition that many, many people live with every day. Use this design to remind people not to dismiss it as just "mood swings".

Nihilist 8-Ball Neck Gaiter

Nihilist 8-Ball Neck Gaiter

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Neck Gaiter

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Neck Gaiter

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Going Outside Was A Mistake Neck Gaiter

Going Outside Was A Mistake Neck Gaiter

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Neck Gaiter

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Neck Gaiter

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Neck Gaiter

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Neck Gaiter

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Fireworks Make Me Anxious Neck Gaiter

Fireworks Make Me Anxious Neck Gaiter

It's not weird, okay? It's freakin' EXPLOSIONS. Why WOULDN'T they make me anxious?! Why don't they make YOU anxious?? I'll just do what they taught me in school: find a desk somewhere, and duck and cover until it's over.

Bottle Your Shame And Sell It As Humor Neck Gaiter

Bottle Your Shame And Sell It As Humor Neck Gaiter

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

Anxiety Can Eat My Hole Donut Neck Gaiter

Anxiety Can Eat My Hole Donut Neck Gaiter

Anxiety can eat my entire Hole. If you're fed up with anxiety and would rather be thinking about and experiencing better things, this donut pun is for you!

I Have Anxiety Goose Neck Gaiter

I Have Anxiety Goose Neck Gaiter

Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...

Gardening Cured My Depression Neck Gaiter

Gardening Cured My Depression Neck Gaiter

Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.

Himbo World Champion Neck Gaiter

Himbo World Champion Neck Gaiter

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

Overthinking World Champion Neck Gaiter

Overthinking World Champion Neck Gaiter

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still overthinking... I am the World Overthinking Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Overthinking World Champion!

Anxiety World Champion Neck Gaiter

Anxiety World Champion Neck Gaiter

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

I Am Morel-ly Obligated to Be Here Neck Gaiter

I Am Morel-ly Obligated to Be Here Neck Gaiter

I Am Morel-ly Obligated to Be Here, I'm a mushy loving introvert and the only thing that doesn't bore me is a spore. Show off your morel loving social anxiety with this punny design!

Hell Is Something You Carry With You Neck Gaiter

Hell Is Something You Carry With You Neck Gaiter

We all carry pain and hardship, and it can be hell. We're all just doing the best we can; carry on and find joy wherever you can.

Awko-Cado Avocado Neck Gaiter

Awko-Cado Avocado Neck Gaiter

If you're an awkward avocado, or shall I say, 'awko-cado' then welcome to the club! Are we fruits or veggies? Idk, but awkwardness certainly looks cute on this 'fruit.

Awkward Candy Hearts Neck Gaiter

Awkward Candy Hearts Neck Gaiter

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

More Cats Less People Neck Gaiter

More Cats Less People Neck Gaiter

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Stay At Least 6 Planets Away From Me Neck Gaiter

Stay At Least 6 Planets Away From Me Neck Gaiter

Galactic social distancing guidelines state you need to stay at least 6 planets away from me. Yeah, for the pandemic, but like, under normal circumstances too.

I'm Here To Eat All The Food Neck Gaiter

I'm Here To Eat All The Food Neck Gaiter

Do have a family outing? where you Invited to a party? Or perhaps it's thanksgiving? This design is perfect for letting people know "if food is placed out, they shall come". Great for foodies and raccoon lovers!

Anxie-Sea Neck Gaiter

Anxie-Sea Neck Gaiter

If your mermaid song consists of nervously humming while vibrating yourself into a stress ball, this mermaid pun is for you!

Screaming Retrowave Possum Neck Gaiter

Screaming Retrowave Possum Neck Gaiter

Scream at own ass until you travel back in time with this funny retrowave possum design thats sure to be a timeless, relatable classic.

Hello. I am Stressed! Neck Gaiter

Hello. I am Stressed! Neck Gaiter

Forget my name, I need everyone to know that I'm STRESSED right now! Proceed with caution, handle with care. Perhaps a weighted blanket and some hot cocoa? Please.

I'm Fine Neck Gaiter

I'm Fine Neck Gaiter

no no honey, i'm fiiiinee! Don't worry about lil' ol me. Don't let my suffering inconvenience you!!

I Meditate So I Can Hate People In Peace Neck Gaiter

I Meditate So I Can Hate People In Peace Neck Gaiter

Who said meditating had to be all sunshine and rainbows? Acknowledging your disgust for human-kind can be cathartic and relaxing as well, and releasing that frustration is what meditating is all about!

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Anxious Florals Neck Gaiter

Anxious Florals Neck Gaiter

You're anxious, but at least you're also cute! Show off your anxious tendencies and coping mechanisms with this, "Anixious" text and floral pattern design!

Trash Friends Neck Gaiter

Trash Friends Neck Gaiter

Show your love of trash cats and trash pandas with this cute pattern perfect for practicing social distancing, washing yer lil hands, and not touching your face while out and about.

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